Wednesday, October 15, 2014

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snazziest:

Oh how the tables have turned

snazziest:

Oh how the tables have turned

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songrequests:

hauntrickstump:

spangefucker:

meatbicyclevevo:

somebody once told me the world was gonna

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

she was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead

dabhabit:

When I was in the hospital
I was roomed with a schizophrenic
And she was the most gentle person I have ever met
There was a boy with a long deep slit across his neck
Who told very funny jokes
A girl who never spoke a word
Would draw the most beautiful pictures
The boy who shook with anxiety
Could hold the most intelligent conversations
Even the girl who screamed in her sleep and picked at her skin
Had a heart the size of the ocean
We are not who you think we are

onamelancholyhill:

put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

I’M DYING OVER THIS PLS.

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nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

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feelsmoor:

urlcarpenter:

long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony

moldbenders

feelsmoor:

urlcarpenter:

long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony

moldbenders

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

dulect:

will you still love me when i’m no longer young and image

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sicklysatisfied:

describe your life in a gif.

sicklysatisfied:

describe your life in a gif.

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ddarkahn:


never forget

ddarkahn:

image

never forget

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